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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
by tenzla June 21, 2021
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Toilet Fish

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!
by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021
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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.
Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan
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Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.
"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
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Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.
Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.
by xblackhawkytx July 1, 2021
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