september 19

a cold hearted person was born on September 19th if one of your friends has this birthday RUN

" oh shes a bitch shes probably born on September 19th"

by yourdaddy11111111 December 8, 2019

September 1st

The worst people are born on this day!

Cheyenne is born on September 1st and she's the worst

by I,sk,x,,d December 15, 2019

september 30th

Kayin Quinn’s birthday @kayinelizabeth on insta

It’s September 30th? It’s kayin’s birthday

by September 30th October 17, 2019

No Simp September

a dumb month made by the boys to silence people who are trying to make people aware about su!code or whatever. Don’t make up stupid months like that 😐

person: it’s no simp September!!
other person: bro it’s literally su!c!de prevention month wtf

by iamgaylol September 1, 2021

september 10

NEVER DATE A MAN BORN ON THIS DATE ESPECIALLY IF THEIR NAME TYLER KEEP AT LEAST 10 FEET AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE HIS. IS. MINE AND I WILL KILL ANY GIRL THAT LOOKS HIS DIRECTION

MEN BORN ON SEPTEMBER 10 SUCK

by Mostseggsypersontoexist November 28, 2021

Self Sex September

It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.

The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:

- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)

- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.

- You may not ejaculate

- You may not have sex in your dreams.

- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.

- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.

This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.

After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December

Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.

by LeilaSP February 10, 2019

september 4

the day where you hang out with your boyfriend

“andrew tate is a g”
“fax jit now hang out with him on september 4”

by ivzuqii September 3, 2022