Smash buddy

A friend with benefits.

Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now

by Just Jess March 11, 2018

smallbone

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.

Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.

by ThirstyB July 19, 2018

Small Craft Advisory

A plot by the government, enforced by the Coast Guard. In an attempt to stop boaters from full sending it in rough weather

This Small Craft Advisory is bullshit.

by Quinnnnnifer July 25, 2018

Smarticle Particles

(Noun)
Particles that make you smart

I'm a genius, I got smarticle particles!

by Jezij August 27, 2018

smallidge

A weird kid with a crappy blond bowl cut.

Smallidge is decent at trombone but still kinda crappy.

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018

Smash Fever

A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in Super Smash Bros. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a Smash session where an opponent only used projectiles and bombs to beat you. Also called a 'Smash Itch'

Larsen has had Smash Fever ever since he lost to Zubin who only used Bowser Down B the whole game and won

by Watson4MVP December 13, 2018

Smart hoe

A smart hoe is someone who, if they dedicated themselves to work or academics, could naturally thrive, but has instead chosen a life of hoedom.

“Yeah, people underestimate Becky, but she’s a smart hoe.”

“I feel.”

by Sammy the Seahawk January 17, 2019