Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)

Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....

by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018

Sleep

Something no kpop fans ever get

Man I can never get sleep this BTS( Monstax/ whatever band)s new song is amazing

by Rainstorm2 October 25, 2018

Sleep Privilege

Someone who has the ability to fall asleep on command. They can sleep anywhere at anytime and always has enough rest. They are almost never tired because of their privilege.

Person 1: I couldn't sleep last night.
Person 2: I had a great sleep last night
Person 1: Fuck you and your sleep privilege.

by Aqua_Lief November 28, 2018

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Schleep

When you are asleep but still awake at a party

Boy one: hey can you help me clean up a bit
Boy two: bruh I'm schleep

by Harslay January 7, 2019

shleepkin

Is very weird creature it is not a mammal and it as a very juicy hole. These animals are very hard to find but if you manage to tame one you are lucky

Look at that shleepkin! Do you know how rare it is to see those!

by Pumpkin consumer January 9, 2019

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019