Water Sausage

It is a water balloon that uses a condom instead of an actual balloon.

Y'all seen that mufucka smackin people with his water sausage?

by Cammurabhi May 23, 2018

hungarian sausage

a distinct scent which exits the body through perspiration

"ew, you've got some nasssttttyyy hungarian sausage goin' on there"

by 1342 October 18, 2008

vanilla sausage

A white mans penis is sometimes referred to as vanilla sausage

I love sucking my boyfriends vanilla sausage

by dcm999 January 7, 2014

Water sausage

Any person. Comes from the fact that we are nothing but meat and water encased in skin, much like a hot dog or sausage

Guy 1: hey, what's up water sausage?

Guy 2: Not much, you?

by bootywarrior3 March 1, 2015

Ring Sausage

"Ring Sausage" is a fairly broad insult, used when people are being pissy or annoying. Coined by the TV show Bottom, it goes along with Wank Biscuit

1) Fuck off you Ring Sausage!
2) Stop being such a Ring Sausage.

by Trucast February 7, 2007

Russian Sausage

The act of taking one's penis from a woman's menstruating vagina and sticking it in her suck hole.

Jim stuck his Russian Sausage in Kelly's mouth, and she loved it.

by The Skeleton Crew May 18, 2010

Blind Sausage

A game of skill and deception, wherein the man asks the woman to close her eyes, open her mouth and count to ten. The man now has exactly ten seconds to get balls deep in the woman's mouth. Extra points are awarded if he can discharge his wad before the ten seconds are up.

No points are awarded if the woman horks all over his knob.

I woke up and my girl was yawning, I told her to hold her breath for a ten count, I totally gave her the blind sausage, now I have to sleep on the couch for a week.

by Creeping Gibs December 10, 2009