MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 29, 2021

Fist Pump Momentum

The force of physics enacted upon ones arm after fist pumping for an extended period of time that causes one to continue fist pumping for a long period of time after. Can last anywhere from hours to days depending on the severity of the fist pump.

Artur: Why are you still fist pumping, its been days since that party ended.
Joe: Can't bro, I've got fist pump momentum.

by JoeBroFoSho September 19, 2011

Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

by Skegle king March 13, 2023

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Lil Pump

a rainbow mop that thinks they can rap

i fucking lost brain cells listening to Lil Pumps new song

by jakeiscool69 August 2, 2020

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011