Combo that shit!

When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.

"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"

by EffyStonemJr June 4, 2016

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Shit Extruder

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.

I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.

Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"

by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009

White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.

Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?

by Lifs July 10, 2023

Shit Romney

An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!

When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.

"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."

by SauceBaws January 11, 2014