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The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006
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magickarpusedfly 

magickarpusedfly is a youtuber that many watch. but many of thouse people think he is retarded. ironicly the people who say he is retarded are also retarded.
some dude: hey man want to go watch some magickarpusedfly?
some dumbass hater: naw man he retarded.
some dude: so? you are too.
some dumbass : fuk u.

MagikarpUsedFly 

I don't know I'm just here from his new GangPlank video :P
"MagikarpUsedFly -A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends" Fuck you man.......
MagikarpUsedFly by r4z3 April 12, 2017

Magikarp 

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.
Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...
Magikarp by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009
Amazing people who are crazy obsessed with The Magcon boys ( a group of social media stars). A big smile of happiness and joy gets on their faces when they hear the name Magcon.
Magcult2: OMG, did you hear The Magcon boys are going on tour this summer?!
Magcult3: OMG, yes!! I already bought the tickets, are you going?
Magcult2: Of course!!! I love them so much!!!
Magcult by Magcult 1 May 31, 2015

madoka magica 

An anime and manga series that centers around a girl named Madoka Kaname, and her friends Mami, Sayaka, Homura, and Kyoko, who meet a creature names Kyuubey that offers to grant them one wish if they will in turn become magical girls and help fight witches, which are the source of evil in the world.
I just watched episode 3 of madoka magica, and it was pretty intense.
madoka magica by epic_pandemic December 18, 2014

Magical Fountain 

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!