getting lunch

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob

Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.

by zimdoh March 11, 2024

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

Hot Lunch

Railroad term for a steaming pile of human shit. Often encountered by railroad personnel near stations, and crossings.

Train operator informs radio controller of a hot lunch blocking the entrance to the first cab on train 32. Train operator apologizes to passengers that they will need to exit, and train will have to divert to the cleaning station before resuming operations.

by singleandafraid:( December 9, 2024

Free Lunch

A person who is easy to rob, kill or anything negative along those lines are considered free lunch.

“Yo, you need 50? There’s this dude up the block on 15th, he’s free lunch I even stuck him up last week.”

by RizzEdgeLord January 3, 2025

Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.

I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.

I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025