Jizz

Something I wouldn’t swim in.

Person 1: Hey look at that jizz!
Person 2: I wouldn’t swim in that.

by Professional Jizz Inspector February 11, 2022

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz

oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic

by ogalvin March 30, 2022

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020

Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.

"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"

by the_pieman December 2, 2020