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jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
by mhogan October 26, 2016
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Sus Jizz

Mild disappointment in a teenage or adult child, such as in there entire life is suspect. Why are they here.
Son, I can't believe you.... sus jizz.
by kitsunen March 3, 2025
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Jizz

Jizz is a modern day word for germs. Although it used to be a slang word for sperm or semen, it now encompasses any type of substance that’s gross or dirty.
With so many people using the stairs now, there is tons of jizz on that hand rail.
by Jizzillionaire February 2, 2021
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JIZZ CHAMBER

the room that Mjizz resides in, where the jizz is released.
Gunna eat some medis then buss a nut in the jizz chamber later
by RFNGKJGBVKJESNVR BRKwj March 11, 2024
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Ghost Jizz

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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Jizz Spins

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you
Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins
by Malipnos June 7, 2024
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JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)
Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"
by Gay_kid June 17, 2021
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