took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Jackson Honderick

It is said, if there was a book written about his life , you could die from shock , he once said find out the one thing in life you don't do well, and then don’t do it …those who know him would say he truly is the most interesting man in the world.

I wish i could be like Jackson honderick he truly is what a man should aspire to be like

by Flashlight April 26, 2023

jackson

A tall, gay, white ass motherfucker, pedophile that loves to touch anyone he sees sexually.

Yeah jackson touched me earlier.

by Big Boy 2222222222222222222222 April 9, 2025

Jackson the gwamer

that guy that plays war brokers and says off with your head

bob - hey look Jackson the gwamer is gwaming

Jackson - OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

by qweghvcxse456yhb cfty9o May 20, 2022

robert successful jackson money

Daniel Jackson's child to be.

Wow is that thee Robert successful Jackson money.

by Oh 7 May 14, 2017

finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive

guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023

jackson

usually dating so girl named brooke trying to cover up the fact he’s actually gay for his best friend braden

jackson-“yeah she’s hot but i have a girlfriend”
*stares at braden until he leaves*

by jackson… May 25, 2022