Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019

Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

by Wolfydope September 18, 2018

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014

hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime

Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed

by Xxann October 15, 2014

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.

After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.

by Grbel08 August 30, 2010