when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.
"Shit happenz in relationships."
by pdolfo May 12, 2010
by ebsva March 05, 2012
When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
by Baroliche November 25, 2008
A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
by gskwaired November 29, 2010
"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"
by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015