crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

by babybrd December 9, 2010

Crotchanky

To place a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex in your gitch for pre-ejaculatory purposes.

Context: Hey, you packin your crotchanky?!

by Technukrainian March 3, 2011

crotch pebbles

The crusty "crumbs" in the groin area on either a male or a female.

I was wiping myself off and dusted off some crotch pebbles.

by crotchpebble January 9, 2011

Crotch Spill

To pee your pants

I'm so excited, I might have a crotch spill!!

by pizzapizza June 6, 2011

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011

Critco

Being put into critical condition.

Did you hear about the guy on the news?
Yeah, I heard he was in critco!

by warrghhh! August 17, 2011