cunt muffin

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

cunt kiss

A sexy, passionate kiss shared by two women.

The room buzzed with excitement when Mike's wife Bonnie shared a very public cunt kiss with Mary Jane at midnight of the New Year's Eve party.

Aunt Angie took advantage and gave her sister's little 10 year old daughter Lindy her first experience of a cunt kiss.

by july41944 August 13, 2009

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.

He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!

by Frustrated September 29, 2003

cunt features

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

cunt dunk

The act of inserting your left and right testicular organs in the orifice of a vagina at the same time excluding the penis.

Yesterday I gave your mom a cunt dunk in the shower.

by Spankmasterflex August 29, 2006

Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.

Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.

by hiromasasama May 15, 2009