Bacon

slang for Penis
written by James Jobe, Eli Joyner, and Ashley Bishop.

She ate my bacon.
I had to use more bacon grease.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

frying bacon

Getting right to the task at hand. Getting things done quickly. Doing what you are told to do. Working hard to complete a task.

Dave was frying bacon after the meeting, there wasn't a thing left on his to do list.

by TJeff February 12, 2013

bacon

the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously

the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j

"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."

by lucx September 5, 2008

baconbutty

two vans squashing a police officer

we went out in the vans for a snack(and killed a copper)

by sherie marie nash July 16, 2003

BACON

BACON!!!= sex in a skillet

Kara guess what...BACON!!! lol

by K.R.T + A.G.H = BFF's October 26, 2011

Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

by TimHodges December 4, 2011

sea bacon

Pieces of lumber, sea life and random refuse sprinkled onto the water and drifting into the reach of men and women in kayaks, yaks or other canoe-like vehicles.

"Yo, Eric, don't you dare launch that piece of slimy sea bacon at me!"

by FCB7 May 4, 2012