Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
by Fahkmee October 26, 2011
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texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.
Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.
by Vern Asshandle October 25, 2015
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Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis
Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar
by Mr mars bar March 04, 2019
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Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.
“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”
by Audgepodgebigodge July 14, 2020
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Frosty Texas Turnpike

When a man is fucking a woman with a tall Texas hat on in the dead of winter and pulls out right before she cums, and says she needs to pay the toll to finish.
Thotiana: I'm gonna cum!!
Brandon: *Pulls out* Sorry ma'am. No one rides for free. You gotta pay the toll...
Thotiana: Are you really giving me a Frosty Texas Turnpike?
Brandon: *Holds out hand*
by TheBigGrease April 30, 2021
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west texas hoedown

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities
"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"
by Mister.H May 06, 2015
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texas hot clap

A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.
Anna: My signature sex move is the texas hot clap!
Sam: I'm filing for divorce.
by N0tL4me May 24, 2018
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