Frosty Texas Turnpike

When a man is fucking a woman with a tall Texas hat on in the dead of winter and pulls out right before she cums, and says she needs to pay the toll to finish.

Thotiana: I'm gonna cum!!
Brandon: *Pulls out* Sorry ma'am. No one rides for free. You gotta pay the toll...
Thotiana: Are you really giving me a Frosty Texas Turnpike?
Brandon: *Holds out hand*

by TheBigGrease April 30, 2021

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016

Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.

That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!

by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you

Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift

by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012

Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast

Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting

by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020

texas south paw

When you Ejaculate and shit at the same time

Jerome loved the Wonder Woman movie so much he Texas south pawed in the regal bathroom as soon as the movie was over.

by Deputydog July 23, 2017

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019