Chip Crumber

Perennial pest that is ALWAYS the last to leave a party/ get together… Prone to “accidentally overstay” their welcome!

Paul is a notorious “Chip Crumber” from way back!

by cccantsayno May 16, 2025

Cannoli with extra chocolate chips

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole

Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?

by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022

Chip Teaser

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.

“Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*

by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022

loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

chips

ITS NOT CHIPS IT IS crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights!1!

So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights? That's rather bit cringe, innit bruv.

by An average crisps enjoyer March 15, 2023

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

chip moment

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.

Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."

by rubberbutt November 12, 2009