shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

by Toe fan May 1, 2009

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.

Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"

by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009

Auto-Shit

Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.

Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit

by ElectricBoogalo February 16, 2017

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018