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by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.

Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!

by norTnoJ September 15, 2016

team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate

Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking

by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

word jerk

This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.

Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"

by von groovy July 3, 2024

jerk hole

a combination of jerk and a**hole

kim k is being a real jerk hole

by hdjbejrjr May 27, 2019