No, you can't

And not without paying.

Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).

I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.

by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>You Have No Idea<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Have No Idea<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You Have No Idea<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

you bought an urbandictionary.com mug

when you buy a mug in urbandictionary.com

Wow! Look at that! You bought an urbandictionary.com mug!

by BlueboyMakesDumbWordsOnTheWeb March 21, 2023

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019