I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Necro My Ass

In a sexual context, relating to and fetishizing necrophilia from the victim's perspective.

"UGH!! Why won't Brad just necro my ass already!!"

by Bl4ck_L4mb June 12, 2022

Testing My Glider Redeploys

Going to jump off a high place. Hope that, when you press A on your Xbox or X on your Ps4 controller that a Glider will catch you. Therefore, Saving your life. Sometimes it doesn’t work and therefore... Your deceased. When this adjective is used it’s usually used to say your having a bad day and you no longer want to live

(Glider Redeploys - used in the game Fortnite that catch you when falling off of high places)

Carlo - “I'm listening to XXXTentacion right now, and damn It’s-”
Patryk - “Depressing... yeah.”
Carlo - “Might have to go on my roof so that I can test my Glider Redeploys.”
Patryk - “Bro same here.”
Carlo - “Well, see ya later man”
Patryk - “I’ll be testing my glider redeploys as well mannnnn.”

by NBA SlowBoy August 30, 2019

Sauron in my ass

that feeling when your ass burns when you take a hard shit

man, i aint eating this biryani no more man, it feels like sauron in my ass

by chomumandem March 31, 2022

Suck my dick

When you don't gaf about something

"you can't do that! It's (blah blah blah)"
"suck my dick"

by 2prkl37 May 24, 2025

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025