National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 01, 2022
Get the National Date Your Friend Day mug.

In your feelings

Hym “Oooooh. Ok. You’re in your feelings now. You weren’t in your feeling when you were using every interaction with me for the sole purpose of my mockery and derision though were you? Noooo you weren’t. Am I supposed to feel bad for you? I don’t. No one made you open you mouth crooked and whoever told you to do what you’re doing to me is to blame for how you’re feeling right now. Not me. Now shut the fuck up I’m trying to sleep.”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
Get the In your feelings mug.

Ate Your Brownies

A phrase to say you defeated someone or bested them.

Similar to “taking you to the cleaners” or “taking your lunch money
After winning the poker game,

Roy exclaims “I just ate your brownies
by slayyy777 July 07, 2022
Get the Ate Your Brownies mug.

Wistfully Yours

This is a state of mind that you are in when you are sweet on someone that you cannot - for whatever reason - have a romantic relationship with. It can be terrible at times where your eyes tear up and your heart sinks, but it can also be pleasant when you think of that person for their very existence has made yours better.
Noel sat at his laptop he began to compose yet another ballad about her. As he began to rhyme never with forever again and decided that was when he would go from a major to a minor chord, tears streamed down his cheeks. He has friends who have told him to tell her that he loved her in a respectful way even though she was with someone. He would not do that. Instead he would title this song wistfully yours and somehow get a way for her to hear it.
by von groovy August 17, 2024
Get the Wistfully Yours mug.
Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'" mug.

Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".
Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 08, 2009
Get the Close Your Thought mug.
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Get the Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED mug.