gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

by KCXNT August 18, 2024

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 2, 2023

Childe

The name you use to search at r34 websites and 1 typo is enough to put you in a watchlist.
ginger and a man.
I have him lvl 20 on my alt account

Childe stole my pity.
I crashed my school watchlist searching for tartaglia r34.

by WOWWWWEHGJKSLDA February 2, 2022

childe

genshin guy with jiggle physics on his dick

person 1 : did you see childe's jiggle physics
person 2 : yea now he makes me wanna suck on that d-

by iwantedtousemebutohwell April 6, 2023

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

by Afinted November 4, 2022

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018