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windows 6

we have 6 windows in our classroom.
by ¯\(º_o)/¯ December 6, 2018
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Window

A object that is used to see outside
Look outside the window

There is a bird right out the window
by A True Roblox User March 21, 2020
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window

To rid one's immediate physical surroundings (or life in general) of something undesirable. Often used when feeling upset, angry, or fed up with something/someone. Normally used metaphorically.
Bob: Oh fuck my computer's stopped working again!
Bill: Window it.

J: Hello mate, why the sad expression?
Al: My wife made me take hundreds of photos of her again, making stupid poses and pouting etc, all for her dumb Instagram account. It took ages, and on top of that, she complained that the photos were shit.
J: Man you really need to grow some balls and window that bitch asap.
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Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that
You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”
by n54 drew May 20, 2022
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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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Windows 8

A piece of shit OS released in 2012. At least it had better UEFI support than Windows 7.
I used Windows 8 before, I hated it. 8.1 kinda made it better.
by PhoneGuyYT June 20, 2025
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Window Sitter

The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.
That Steven kid is a total window sitter. He has no friends at all I stg.
by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 15, 2019
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