Tennessee Twat Job

When a male defecates into a womans vagina and sews it shut.
Dude i gave your mom a Tennessee twat job and she is pissed
by dirtyman2010 August 24, 2009
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rack-n-twat

A water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue balls. Despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. The object of the game is not fully understood.
Dude, you have to come, I met these hot ass twins. They're totally down for a round of rack-n-twat in the quad this afternoon.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008
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Level 5 Twat

A Girl whose Twat like ways are far worse then most Crazy girls. Common Signs are as follows: Short Temper, Abuse of Caring friends, Has Very Few friends to begin with...

Also see Bitter Fat Girl...
For Example Ashlee, who is not only an Emo, has all of the Classifications for a Level 5 Twat
by Boy_In_Blue July 18, 2006
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twitten your twat

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.
Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.
by MrT1021 August 26, 2009
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shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
by Marco January 06, 2004
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Alabama twat block

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride
Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
by the wopfather May 15, 2008
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potato twat

An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.

"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"
Look at Paddy, he's such a potato twat; fucked up again
by Deano1978 May 06, 2015
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