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wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.
I need some wood.
by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022
mugGet the woodmug.

On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.
Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front
by On the wood December 25, 2020
mugGet the On the woodmug.

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood
Yoo rollup a fatass wood
by LenisPicker September 16, 2020
mugGet the Woodmug.

French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***
I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods
by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018
mugGet the French Woodsmug.

Good wood

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose
by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024
mugGet the Good woodmug.

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
mugGet the The ant in the woodsmug.

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