Time to Shoot the Monkey

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.

prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

by BloodSugarLQ September 10, 2011

shoot up the club

(n) When a guy gets his box filled by a group of rogue sausage swinging manz

B. (v) Discharging a massive nut in a D.C. club where other men are dancing to Ava Max, Drake, or Cheer

"yo I'm about to shoot up the club and get filled up"
"fill me up! shoot up the clurb! mop that milanese sauce all over dis face bruhhh"

by sausagesteve May 7, 2021

shoot the moon

to throw up from consuming to much alcohol

"man i drank to much pabst i feel like i need to shoot the moon!"

by btacrew January 20, 2007

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

shoot in the head

To terminate from employment, fire.

"Joe wasn't making sales calls,or making his sales numbers,so I had to shoot him in the head"

by G Money December 23, 2003

shoot the ball

To get balls deep into a girl or guy depending on who you are.

Dude 1: ... and I shot the ball into the net/hoop last night, it was a small net/hoop but I managed to make it

Dude 2: Damn!!! You shoot the ball all the time when will I get to shoot the ball?

Dude 1: I'll ask but no garentee

by Shimdiggy July 24, 2018