shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

Shatter Batter

A commercial product that converts cannabis and CBD concentrates into a vapable liquid. It has since become a term for the same concentrates that are used with this product.

I put my shatter into shatter batter

by Stoney Santa January 17, 2020

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.

Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"

by Pryzmus January 31, 2020

shatterpoint

Shatterpoint was a Force ability in the Star Wars universe that can be used to sense the significance of an event.

The Shatterpoint in that boy is strong, he will lead the fate of an entire galaxy.

by Deedacus February 4, 2020

Shite

A fun and effective way of saying shit

That guy is tweeting absolute shite

by Top memeulous fan April 21, 2020

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020