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Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.
Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"
by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011
mugGet the Pipemug.

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
mugGet the crossed pipe-hawkmug.

Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer
Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!
by keesville March 4, 2022
mugGet the Pipe Shakermug.

in the pipe 5x5

Where Viper will put you to piss him off too much
by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021
mugGet the in the pipe 5x5mug.

Pipe bomb

In the middle of sex, when the male is about to ejaculate, he holds his foreskin in between the base of the thumb and the pointer finger, this way the cum will remain trapped in his foreskin. Now the male squeezes his penis with the rest of the fingers launching a high velocity semen projectile, unusual aiming for the partner
Last night i had sex with Emily, i ended with the pipe bomb. She ended up in the ER
by R.7 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Pipe bombmug.

come pipe me

by big bang gang January 15, 2020
mugGet the come pipe memug.

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