phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.
Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?
by D Luo May 18, 2017
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Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!
by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
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cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone
About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phone” with you 😂
by ClapCheeks October 02, 2022
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Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.
Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.
by YeetController December 12, 2014
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phone shaming

an act done by zambians, mostly to make one feel bad about their phones.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.
tom enjoys phone shaming people because he uses an iphone.
by Bandzz Flockaaa August 10, 2022
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