Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
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Get the Math mug.Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono
Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math
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Get the Cool math games mug.Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.
Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
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