New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco

Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

White Jersey

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.

The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.

by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown

Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike

by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023

New Jersey Nightgown

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.

"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.

by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.

Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

by McKherj May 11, 2023