launchier

At a wedding, the person who walks the person-getting-married down the aisle, thusly launching them on their marital journey. Said with a French accent.

Jen was honored to be the launchier at her friend’s non-traditional wedding.

by McKherj February 17, 2024

tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).

Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.

by McKherj October 05, 2022

Tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).

Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.

by McKherj October 07, 2022

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.

Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

by McKherj May 12, 2023