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Join Her Jerk

When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.
Go Join her jerk....Oh, OOh, OOHH, OOOOHHHH.....damn in my eye?.....
by Sick Cat July 22, 2009
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Carribean Jerk Herpe

This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.
"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"
by Doc Cap Morgans March 3, 2004
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tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
by Matt April 10, 2004
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Jerk Fart

I person who shows disregard to other people.
A person who cuts in and almost runs you off the road is a "Jerk Fart".
by Kevin Rogers September 26, 2005
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Jerk

hard core graffiti artist.. is up in La. Las vegas. arizona. and even spotted in mexico. is a member of ATSK..
Damn Jerk is up. Hell yeah did u see the bomb that guy did on the 10 interstate
by D.j krej April 18, 2007
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Baha'i Circle Jerk

Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.

Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.

Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".
Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.

Sally: What was it about?

Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.
by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011
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jerk it and kirk it

To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
by Tiffany S April 30, 2006
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