Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.

Jacob is just lit 🔥

by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020

Jacob G.

The coolest dude that has the gayest cousin. Jacob is not only a guy that has no friends he's is a guy with no friends and no father because of a bad milk situation. Jacob has the sweetest blonde hair and blue eyes Jacob is deeply in love with a girl named ludia. And he also loves knive

My name is obviously Jacob G.

by SULVANIA March 20, 2020

Jacob

A cheating cunt and an asshole no cap. He's a snake.

Ayo Jacob is thicc

by JacòœB March 22, 2020

Jacob

A ripped, hench, muscular little boy who has young girls begging for his throbbing 2 inch dick. They enjoy splitting up couples for hot raging sex.

Jacob just split up Hubert and cat

by Habel March 22, 2020

Jacob/beanos

jacob/beanos a person who likes looking at CGDCT mainly anime girls and is TRASH AT ROBLOX AND PHANTOM FORCES AND JAILBREAK.... and he somehow has a girlfriend that he is very proud of and always by her side at any given time he cares for his girlfriend...(I bet jacob/beanos still watches hentai)

oh hey wsp jacob/beanos

by i am good at chopsticks March 23, 2020

Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.

Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.

by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020