by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003
a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself.
Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"
by assfanatic93kmiec November 09, 2011
by Bullrog & Gambit August 10, 2010
Term my grandmother used to refer to farts that have been both squashed and amplified by sitting in a leather reclinign chair during the release.
If it wasn't my grandmother, I would have told the supplier of the ass gas to drop dead in an effort to shut their asshole.
by Dead Menace August 07, 2009
Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
by Keynon May 20, 2005
An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.
Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.
by NB March 12, 2003