The human centipede

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"

I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.

by Upgrad$de May 16, 2011

Human Suitcase

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

by Don Bigote March 1, 2011

human suitcase

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.

Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Human woodchuck

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.

I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Humanity

Humanity is a collection of people the primary characteristics of which are: narcissism, as people are very self centered and rarely willing to give any acclaim to any other species whatsoever. A second characteristic is poor selection of leadership, where most animals select leaders based on merit humans tend towards inheritance of titles. A tertiary characteristic is violence, while animals are often thought of as more violent or creativity lends well to destruction, such as the invention of nuclear weapons and the creation of armies of millions. A fourth characteristic of humanity is misconceived uniqueness, thinking that they are the only species on the earth with complex social hierarchies, with traditions and with culture of any sort. There are many more possible characteristics but these are a few of the more important.

Our species is that of humanity and it is both great and wretched.

by Bear04 January 25, 2016

human music

When a male and female have coitus, due to all the penile thrusting the holes in the woman suck air and release a queef... Thus leading to "Human Music"

Get ready mama and play dat funky human music

by Loafy churdnub March 3, 2017