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Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick
by Fuckrick December 8, 2022
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Cum Busket

OH GODDAMMIT I GOT GARANDTHUMB YOU CUM BUSKET
by Mr.Snegro June 12, 2021
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Cum dolphin

Someone who is annoying or acting autistic.
Jake is being a cum dolphin
by Verysoggywaffle April 11, 2021
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cum factor

The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.
What is your cum factor Obama, is it better or worse then Saddam Huessin?
by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017
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shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.
OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM
by DA! October 14, 2020
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cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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Cum underwear

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.
“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”
by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020
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