shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020

Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 8, 2022

Boba cum

When you cum and it’s chunky asl

Ewww man you got boba cum??? Yuck!!

by Weasley3321615 May 5, 2023

cum sock

A sock dedicated to ejaculating into.

Jimmy, mom found the cum sock.

by cybaer July 18, 2022

cum sock

the things under your brothers bed

cum sock is a sock u cum in

by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022