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for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"
Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"
by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009
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Fundamentalist Christian

A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008
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Ugly Christmas Sweater

A hideous article of clothing, received from relatives who don't like you. It's origins are ancient and were initiated to punish kids who wouldn't eat their spinach. The relative always had a horrifying affliction Ie: (mustached aunt) .

In recent years, the grown victims, have turned the tables, with the ugly sweater contest. the once feared object that was used to force you into submission, is now coveted party gear, that wins $ and prizes.

The word "sweater" is used loosely, as vests, turtlenecks, and various accessories are equally acceptable.

Warnings: 1. Safety first! When dressing for an ugly sweater contest, please remember to cover the thing from view, while in public. A truly hideous sweater, gets noticed, and could cause an accident. 2. Beware of bait and switch tactics. Bosses will sometimes lure innocent employees into attending dreadful office parties, by using using a sweater contest as bait. When the victim arrives, they find the so called "contest" is a ruse, and the "fabulous prizes" consist of A: unpaid overtime, labeled as "lunch with the boss" B: a desk calendar, with the dates filled in, C: a grotesque statue, made from two paperclips, an orange rubber band, and something that looks suspiciously like belly button lint. D: a stale fruitcake.

To avoid this, demand a flyer beforehand. The prizes should be listed, and the flyer MUST contain the managers signature at the bottom, or they will try to weasel out of it.
Kid:
"Oh crap! Here comes Aunt Mildred! Please help me! She has an Ugly Christmas Sweater for me, I just know it! I promise I'll be good...don't make me wear it..."

Parent:
"Watch your mouth! I'm sure it is a perfectly lovely sweater, and you will put it on immediately, so we can take our annual family photo for the newsletter. Now answer the door, and give Aunt Mildred a big hug and kiss".
by Vixen333 December 16, 2011
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Chris Pratt

Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot!

Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
by lovemesomechrispratt February 5, 2017
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the passion of the christ

A controversial movie directed by Mel Gibson that came out in 2004. It is about the last twelve hours of Jesus Christ's life.
This shows the different views on this movie:

Christian Guy: Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.

Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.

Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.

Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty nuetral about the movie.
by Newbia May 31, 2004
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Christian Brutal Sniper

A character created by the youtuber, "KelThuzadMadness", is based on the Sniper class of Team Fortress 2. Wielding weapons varying from a Homewrecker to the Scotsman's Skullcutter to his infamous Tribalman's Shiv, this RED Sniper is known to go off killing members of the BLU team, and his own comrades as well as members of Freak Fortress 2.

Always enters while suspended upside down with his radio tuned to 85.2, playing his theme song, "Millionaires Holiday", and receiving a Crit as he falls down. After referencing mssnor's, "Sniper is Genius," he goes off murdering the people around him, decapitating them to experiment with their corpse. He is known to have a one-side friendship with a RED Spy, always denying the fact he puts blood on his suit.
why the hell is he christian?
"Mmm...just like Christmas morning"

-Christian Brutal Sniper
by FLboi096 June 30, 2010
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chris brown

when a guy beats up his girlfriend. named after the young R&B singer Chris Brown who beat up his girlfriend at the time, fellow recording artsit Rihanna.
That nigga just went Chris Brown on that bitch!

Shit, he's pullin' a Chris Brown!

I'll go Chris Brown on your ass, bitch!
by defin!ng the world August 2, 2009
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