Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

by anonymous May 8, 2021

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Alabama fountain

When two lesbians cum while scissoring and they both have the diarrhea squirts.

Yo I walked in on Stacy and Veronica and they were doing the Alabama fountain!

by AJ_ILL April 17, 2024

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That's right Emma! It WOULD be legal in Alabama! See!? She IS my biggest fan! That was like 7 years ago! I'll get you an autograph. Oh! OR! Or... 50% off a Hym Iam brand beige sleeveless turtleneck only $10.01 at the Hym store. Use promo code "Biggest Fan" That's $10.01 in savings for a limited time only.

Hym "Correct! Andrew Tate would be legal in Alabama. So, because he is a filthy immigrant, I will offer him asylum in Alabama."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

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alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

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