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shArk

Beautiful alented brilliant show stoppign
I love her
by SH2RKS October 27, 2020
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Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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Shark

Something that the media likes to be obsessed with. Ellen Joe of Zenless Zone Zero, for example.
Are you buying a shark plushie today?
by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025
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meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".
I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
by einaphets April 23, 2022
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Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023
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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew March 6, 2016
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