Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Winraw for Windows store

Basically just winraw but you have to pay for it

Person 1: hey I got Winraw for Windows store but it was off the Windows store

Person 2: go kill yourself

by Kill me for the love of God October 31, 2019

Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Window

Northeast philly kids use the term window describing good songs.

Ex: Yo no de that song was actual window.

by NortheastKids101 December 18, 2018

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 2, 2019

head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.

That guy is trying to head window Facebook.

by justagal June 22, 2009