A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.
Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.
by BrainChange July 31, 2024
Get the Unit Headmug. by Zanele xolani zungu November 21, 2021
Get the Manchester Unitedmug. An adolescent psychiatric hospital located in Beckenham.
Honestly pretty crap food but the staff are lovely.
Honestly pretty crap food but the staff are lovely.
by LackingSerotoninUwU December 6, 2020
Get the Bethlem Adolescent Unitmug. Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.
by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018
Get the Non Functional Display Unitmug. A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn
All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019
Get the united blindmug. It is a social app made to share artwork but people will use it to kind of post dramas and stuff and some even use it to troll and post irl gore
by Pepperjackcheese December 30, 2023
Get the Sketchers Unitedmug. Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
by innocent_devil July 25, 2020
Get the Manchester Unitedmug.