cold turkey 

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

cold turkey by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005

Jive Turkey 

someone who talks trash or junk

Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both

Jive Turkey by Eddie June 30, 2003

tuna turkey 

Tuna turkey is in reference to the love lumps often refered to as camel toes. Another extension of smells like fish tastes like chicken.

Jake-"I'll take out the fucking garbage if you let me baste your Tuna turkey!"
Carlee-"k, get on"

tuna turkey by BCB JAKE April 6, 2006

penis turkey

the excess skin between the base of your shaft and your sack.

Penis turkey: Gobble gobble

penis turkey by ggcuhgul January 21, 2010

oh my turkey 

use it when you are tired of saying oh my god

oh my turkey, that was awesome!

oh my turkey by the person in the corner July 7, 2010

Swedish Turkey 

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.

I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.

Swedish Turkey by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

tubularly elongasized turkey neck

Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.

Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.

tubularly elongasized turkey neck by Wamba September 15, 2003