Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

moon

means crazy or madness definitely should be in dictionary used buy shevlin lads

wow MOON!!!

by SHEVVVYYY November 21, 2020

Moon

A term described when you spread ur ass cheeks so wide the person sees ur butthole.

I mooned my friend paul the other day.

by Theveryrealmoonmaster February 24, 2024

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 28, 2021

Umasio Moon

A complex chill character that loves puns and is in a series coming soon called "Soul Alley". This character has 3 forms, but prefer's using one. They can travel through universes (games, books, shows, ect.) from the main timeline. Favourite universe so far is Undertale. They always wear an eye patch to cover their "special" eye. they are gender-less and loves to troll people by making it seem like their one or the other. They also just likes pranking in general, but if you mess with anyone they care about they will mess you up. They are mostly the gang's bus because they can travel anywhere they already been to. Umasio's nickname is Uma and their human name is Lydia. Is easy to get along with but is REALLY creepy when they want to. They also have a weird thing where sometimes they just drink ketchup. No one has seen them fight because they usually dodge and try to calm the the person attacking down. But when they do, no one is left to say they did.

Crim: Hey Uma can you take us back home?
Umasio Moon: But it's literally down the street.
Hanna: Pleeeeeaaase??
Umasio Moon: Urgh fiiiine. But you are walking yourselves home next time!

by Umasio Moon September 28, 2019

Moon pie

Similar to a cream pie, however in this variation, the last possible moment before ejaculation occurs, you strike your partner with such force that it causes them to see stars

I gave her the old moon pie last night so hard that it almost put her in the hospital.

by jhawk2000 August 10, 2020