Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.
"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."
by MickTheSick September 22, 2011
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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chicken pipe

The glass pipe that Rednecks us to smoke meth in

Often referred to as a chik pee to the ladies in the trailer park.
Hey Bubba! Lets hit that chicken pipe one time , then we'll go pilfer the trailer we been watch in.

Come on in the laundry room so we can hit this chik pee be for the kids get off the school bus.
by TMTOMH June 9, 2018
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wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off
man, I wanna wrench your pipe.
by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024
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Piping

Usually done in prison. When you put a pipe next to your anus and put a rat in the pipe. You take a lighter/heat the bottom of the pipe, causing the rat to scurry into the anus. It scratches as it suffocates, causing pleasure in the individual.
“I always triple glove when giving rectal exams to prisoners because of worries over piping.”
by Mrsmrsmrs December 23, 2021
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Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"
Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick
by Kai2004 November 6, 2020
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