toucaphant

A person with large ears and a large nose. Usually surrounded by its tribe of toucaphants willing to attack any living being with vagina! Commen to Liam's.

Dont get them angry because the toucaphants will shoot tiny droplets of toucapoops at you.

by Bum Fluff January 13, 2008

Touchdown

The act of bumming or sampling something, usually food or drugs, from a friend or even a stranger.

Holy smokes, you guys got pizza? Let me touchdown on some of that.

by Hollywood Kid May 23, 2008

Toucansamly

1. Has a Overly Large nose
2.Spews rainbow colors

"My sister Danae is so toucansamly"
"your so toucansamly that it burns my retnas"

by Lindsay L. August 3, 2008

touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

Toucan Stamp

A term for a girl with a extremely large nose. Resembling a toucan.

Damn look at that pale bitch, she has a big azz toucan stamp!

by 884sdoow December 25, 2009

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010