Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"

On a hot summer day, Hi-C is the Shit's Tits.

by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014

rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them

That girl has rooster tits

by moose balls December 12, 2014

Tit Surfing

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013

crackle tit

When a woman's boobs are ashy.

Man ashley has some crackle tits she needs some lotion.

by Casper15 November 17, 2013

flip tits

Trip out, flip out on someone/something.

Example
If this bitch doesn't leave my man alone I'm gonna flip tits!

If my check isn't in my account today I'm gonna flip tits on my boss

by Holliwood July 30, 2015

Southbound tits

Sagging/drooping breasts

Where do you think you're goin' with those southbound tits?

by BianxtheBronx September 13, 2015

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016